The Best Portable Bluetooth Speaker for Marijuana and Psychedelics Trips Is Obviously…

Update: We have released a comparison of the JBL Pulse 4 with the newer JBL Pulse 5 speaker. Don’t worry; the new version is just as trippy.

We’d say the JBL Pulse 4 is without a doubt the speaker to get if you enjoy the wacky tabacky, as my old man calls his reefer.

JBL is unsurprisingly not so up front about this, but the JBL Pulse 4 is the stoner’s speaker par excellence. It’s also a quite obvious speaker choice to go with mushroom and LSD trips, and other hallucinatory adventures.

The JBL Pulse 4 excellent for filling a small to mid-sized room with immersive sound. And it is both sonically and visually designed to be placed in the center of the circle (presumably as the joint is passed) and look and sound great no matter where you are sitting.

Update History of This Article

This article was first published on Sept. 18, 2019. It was updated on Oct. 7, 2019.

Advantages to Riding Your High with the JBL Pulse 4

But above all, this is a modern take on the lava lamp, with an unbroken 360-degree light show.

And unlike the analogue version, this LED marvel does the following visual effects:

  • The light show responds to the music, particularly to rhythm
  • It can be programmed and customized, you can set different patterns and combinations of patterns
  • You can add colors by taking a picture of the color you want with your phone
  • Two JBL Pulse 4s can be synced to play the same light show via the  PartyBoost feature

Other advantages to the JBL Pulse 4 from a partier/stoner perspective:

  • It produces an even sound mix across all frequencies; I’ve found that when high I really want to lose myself in a visual version of the music. It’s nice to have a mix of both complex and simple trippy songs. (and some stoner classics). This speaker doesn’t leave out any particular part of the spectrum out, so you can really get lost in the sonic craziness. There is also excellent bass for a speaker of its size.
  • There is more than enough volume to fill a mid-sized room and excellent volume for outdoor use as well, such as a patio party or small camping group.
  • The JBL Pulse 4 has a 12-hour battery, enough for an epic trip away from a power source (though if you need more, check out the Ultimate Ears Megaboom 3 mentioned in the next section, which has a 20-hour battery).

Overall the Pulse 4 is an excellent piece to decorate an inside space such as a bedroom, lounge, dorm room, or small to mid-sized living room, and could easily serve as a permanent home speaker. But you can also take it outside and expect the battery to last much longer than your high.

Disadvantages: When this Speaker Could Kill Your Buzz

The drawbacks to the JBL Pulse 4 from a stoner’s perspective:

Wrap-up: The Best Speaker for Loopy Light and Sound Trips

We think the JBL Pulse 4 is lovely, but if you want to save some money, you may be able to get the previous version below for a bit cheaper; see our comparison of the JBL Pulse 3 and 4 for more information on that option.

The JBL Pulse 4
Our top choice for a trippy sound-and-light experience and great sound for small and mid-sized spaces
Previous Version: The JBL Pulse 3
The previous version JBL Pulse 3 sounds nearly as good and may be available for cheaper.

1 Comment

  1. long shen

    Very nice reviewer, fella stoner

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